Okay, here's the deal, you're a badass, but you need a super-badass ability?
Well wait no further, for now we humans are able to burp smoke, like we just ate a damn fireball or something!
Step One:
Take large gulp of water into your mouth, swish it around for a bit, gargle and then,
Step Two:
Inhale through cigarette, pipe, cigar, hookah, water pipe, cigarillo, what have you.
Step Three:
Here's the slight trick: Force the smoke down with the water/your tongue, be careful not to get water into your lungs.
Step Four:
Swallow the water normally, then wait a moment, you'll burp. It'll be kickass.
How it works: By swishing the smoke in with the water molecules you raise the water's temperature making it more succeptible to accept the smoke molecule in the roof of your mouth. By lowering your head when you swallow, you reduce the risk to drown sitting up. This may not be to the best of your health, but it's damn cool.
Happy Findings!
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